Our Captain is courting disaster. That's right, he's dating THE THORN. She has sworn to distoy us, maim us, even condem us to living on EARTH FOREVER, and what does he do? he cudles with her... and I thought Mikira-Chan and I were bad, geeez! At least I'm not "an item" with the Mortal Enemy. oh, yeah, and just for good mesure:
Nanami is a cat killing freek!!!
ok, done.
~Elfie
Elfie, the box opened, and the cute little kitty got out, so, I guess what I'm saying is THE CAT DIDN'T DIE!!!!!
I think it's only fair for me to be the first to respond to Elfie's message. I mean, what with me being the captain and all. And most of it dealing with me. First of all, I will address the subject of Thorn. Yes, I am dating her. And she never said anything about making us live on Earth forever. And just cuddle with her? I worship the ground she walks upon. So there. And you have no idea how hard it is to kiss someone when you know that the sudden dead silence is from everyone suddenly stopping to stare at you. And Britton's "Nanami, quit staring and tie your shoes." just RUINED the moment. Shame on you all. I was having fun, too. It's not everyday you get to make out in front of your friends. We should do it more often. Hmm. That sounds like a plan. I can't wait till next friday. And you're just jealous because, and I quote you here, "JiNgLeS was paying more attention to Sally than my boy was to me." HA HA HA AHAH HAHAH AHHAH AHH AHHH HAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* HA HA HA HAAA HA AH HAAA HA HA AHHAH HAH AAHA!!!!!!!! HA! I think that will do for now. Now, where are my other two.... or three or however many Mikira has currently split himself into, generals. And now I leave you with a parting thought. SAIONJI RULES!!! Wow. I know html. Yay me. And now I leave to go wreak havoc on the rest of my page, thereby regaining control and ruining all of Elfie's hard work. Until next time.
I think they're cute... They're just so cuddly and sweet... and it just goes to show you that whether you are someone's arch-enemy or not, it doesn't mean that we can't all get along and be friends. HI THORN-IN-OUR-SIDE!!!
Mikira-Chan, will you stop the free love crap that you spew, and for once just SHUT UP!?!
Uh oh.
*Meanwhile, in a place far away, a power began to stir. From the darkness it came, and as it began to awaken, a terrible light began to grow. From the realms known only as Battlenet did it come; it had heard the Ressurection, and this time there would be no mercy for the one known as Bobby Badass*
*Ra burst into the room, his hair of flame returning to it's original black, and his officer's jacket disappearing to reveal a "The Crow" T-Shirt* What did I tell you about telling Mikira-Chan to shut up? Again, uh oh.
*Ra flew across the room, grappling Bobby Badass and subsequently flinging him into the wall. With a single leap, Ra flew to where the former Evil Twin had landed, and wrapped his hands around Bobby's throat. There was a brief struggle from Bobby, but Ra had grown strong in the past few months, and in but a few moments, Bobby Badass was still. Ra released the limp body, allowing it to fall the the floor with a thud*
Oh my god, he killed him. He's dead. Gone forever. That's all. He's dead. Do any of you have any idea what this means? It means that there are only TWO now! But that's not all. It also means HE'S DEAD!!! He's dead! He's dead he's dead he's dead!!! YES!!! I never liked him much anyway. Always being mean to poor Mikira like that... wait. I did not just say that. Hi Ra! Welcome back. Let me be the first to say, NO P.D.A. ON MY PAGE. Understand? Unless it's me.
*Walks over and kicks the lifeless body of Bobby*
*And kicks it again*
*And again*
So what do we do with... "that"? Any ideas? I'll go with the one I like most.
hang it up as a warning and a lovely dinning hall decoration
Elfie I cannot believe that you could be so inconsiderate like that!! Shame on you to even suggest such a thing! We all know that Britton has to eat!
