http://jingles.itgo.com is

Idiots Anonymous;
The Martian Take Over

 How to Steel Mars.


Remember, you have been warned. This is one of the stupidest sites on the net, but we love it. And you get to help destroy any serious, thought-provoking idea that could possably cross any mind that has ever mishappened to click on a link here! That's right, you...


Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. I am JiNgLeS. And this... is my page. Welcome. In case you're wondering, I have stolen Mars, and this page is about my plan to populate it and rule with justice, love, and an iron fist.

It is now time for a rehashing. To put it bluntly, I've let Mars go to hell these past few months. Too many hands on my time, too many feelings, too many things on my mind. But I'm back to again take up the quest of righteousness. It is time. No, it's past time. Elfie, I'm taking over the position of web page manager or whatever the hell it's called. I'm going to bring back the glitter.

ON TO MARS!!!

I PUT UP A NEW BACKGROUND!!!

OK, DONE.



right now, we are going to crash the system... ok, so were not. we're reconfiguring the page (making it look all pretty). you can visit the old site and see all of us argue all over it. It was a blast, and is worth going to see.

So go see it! Now! Right now! Why are you still reading this?!?! You should be looking at the old site! Now shoo! Shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo!


 Warning: there is no way to get back to this page from the old site as it has been left totaly intact.

The Not-So-New Message Bord
sign and be one of us... Mwahahah Ha Ha *cough* Haha *choke* *hack* *ahemm* Excuse me...

~Lord High Commander Elfie~
(LHCE)

 You really should do something about that cough. You sound like you're going to hack up a lung or something.



PS. no money or time shall be refunded for either wasted while viewing this site. AND NO MAKING FUN OF ELFIE'S SPELLING!!!!

Unless you're a suicidal fool, or you're bigger than her. And no asking about the arpet. If you do, we'll just ignore you. So don't even try. It's really not important anyway. Now the ord, on the other hand, is important. But I'm not going to tell you what that is either.

last updated: 9:44pm EST on March 15th, 2000.